White Tiger located at the corner of 3rd, D, and Massachusetts NE in Washington offers and excellent bang for your Rupee. As I approached the side door of White Tiger, the intense smell of spices let me know this was going to be a great curry adventure. We sat upstairs, which is quite a problem since the spiral staircase can only accommodate one customer per direction. The obvious problem is customers are leaving the buffet and heading upstairs while I am trapped waiting to dig in with a calm, uncurrified mouth and stomach.
After reaching the buffet my luck changed. The aromas of spiced dishes and Tandoori chicken were enough to have my plate filled before I could try all the offerings. I hardly squeezed the saffron rice and three different spiced dished onto one plate. The beef curry certainly was great, however I am not really a fan of mixing Indian food and beef, I don’t know just call me traditional but I would prefer lamb or chicken. The other dishes were also excellent; one was made with corn and had quite a spicy taste to keep my mind on the goal. The other I honestly can’t remember but I am sure it was stomach splittingly awesome. It took two orders of Naan bread and 2 plates of food to get me out of there. I left with my usual dizzy feeling with a nice sweat above my upper lip and on my brow. As I walked back to my desk I was sure I could not finish the day because a curry explosion was looming and my mind was exhausted from fighting my body to take this curry down.
White Tiger gave me its best shot however I persevered because I am a man. And I man who can handle his curry. They charged me $11 dollars to sit at this buffet. They threw obstacles like tight wobbly stairs in between the curry and I, but I still cost them at least $20 for the amount of curry I hoarded in my lower abdomen. I impressed our friendly Indian waitress so much he asked me for an autograph, I declined, slapped him and told him “this is America; We have the best curry in the world, and any real American can eat at least twice the value in food of the asking price at a buffet.”
And that was my White Tiger Experience, it was great and I will go back to dominate again.
-CCC
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